ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations
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Railguns for your child’s birthday party.
How to spice up bring your Daughter to Work Day, with neurotoxin!
Make your own nuclear reactor
Custom nukes for her
Backyard Thunderdome
“Playing with Fire” and other cool science experiments
French Guillotines for Cake
How to properly use alligators
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Krakatoa 2 in your basement
Eating the Rich: DIY cannibalism for wealth distribution
I can’t believe it’s not Illegal yet!: Chainsaws edition
4chan for kids
Spiking drinks with actual spikes (a family recipe)
Australia and how to weaponize it
A cup of (literally) Joe
Baking with lava
Ethics: how to bend them
Sick of homework? Think creatively with a pencil…
How to make fruit punch for the kids using blood and other items
Teaching math, with spare fingers
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DIY “The Game of Life”, using life as the board
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bootlickers try to justify capitalists controlling all the wealth despite doing none of the labor by inventing this word “job creators”. but we have this interesting dilemma where we have an enormous pool of workers who are unemployed, and simultaneously immeasurable amounts of work that needs to be accomplished. this seems to be a contradiction.
of course, capitalists don’t actually create jobs. a job is created the moment a problem, need, or desire is created. what capitalists do is pay for the jobs, because they control all of the wealth. and what we see happen is only certain jobs, the ones that are profitable, are accomplished. and when they are, they are often done by too few people working too hard for the tiny amount they are being payed in wages. we also see a lot of labor, but relatively little work. entire industries, advertising, public relations, serve absolutely no practical function and waste hundreds of billions of dollars in labor every single year.
the world still has many jobs that need to be done, but when our economy is structured in such a way that capitalists demand money to allow workers to survive whilst controlling the money supply, they will ultimately be the final deciders in what is accomplished. jobs and work that they have no care or no use for will go undone and workers who are fully capable will go hungry for no reason at all.
